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Christine here. Former Palm Beach Opera Apprentice, current Vocal Performance major at a top five music school. But really, I just eat a lot of pasta, avoid cotton balls and sulk around. For more links, check out the elusive menu on the left (background art by Yoko Honda)

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facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river

Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

tyleroakley:

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

frlg:

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

thebeardofrasputin:

exploration-a:

thebeardofrasputin

I’ve put my butt on this bench

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist